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5 Outrageous Lies Companies Chris Jones Jersey Are Legally Allowed to Tell You

If you tell people that advertisers lie, they'll roll their eyes and say, "DUH! That's what advertising is, you naive buffoon!" But then those same people will walk out the door and buy a phone based on a "coverage map" they just saw in an ad.

That's because advertisers use our cool cynicism against us we think we're being savvy by assuming that all ads exaggerate, but we still assume that's as far as it can go exaggeration. It's not like these people can just go out and lie right to our faces, right?

5. Companies Have Gone to Court for the Right to LieThe big assumption we all make is that while every ad contains some bullshit, the basic facts have to be true. Like, what the product looks like and the gist of what it does. After all, there is little room to lie when your essential statement is, say, "It's a phone. You can call with it and take photos." But multiple companies have made the argument in court that not only do their ads not have to be factual, but only an idiot would think they were.

For example, when Coca Cola was marketing their line of Vitaminwater by promising the stuff would "boost your immune system" and "help fight free radicals," someone pointed out that the stuff was effectively sugar water. Coke responded that they were completely shocked that anyone thought their drink was healthy, or in their words: "No consumer could reasonably be misled into thinking that Vitaminwater is a healthy beverage."

In their defense, it never occurred to them that Authentic Logan Ryan Jersey any of their customers could read.

But even if you can make that argument with a product that, to be fair, is basically Kool Aid, how can you say the same when marketing a product specifically touting never before seen capabilities? Like, say, a fancy new phone where your entire campaign is based on all of the things it can do that your old phone can't? You know, like when Apple was advertising their iPhone 3G as, "Twice as fast. Half the price."

That seems like a pretty straightforward statement to us, and the consumer has nothing else to go on. But again, when someone had the audacity to point out that literally each and every one of those words was a lie, Apple's legal defense was the same as Coke's: "No reasonable person in the plaintiff's position could have reasonably relied on or misunderstood Apple's statements as claims of fact." They flat out stated you were a dumbass for buying into their wacky claims, which were obviously fictional and therefore couldn't be lies.

Then in 2012, Nokia took a page out of video game developers' handbook and released a trailer (for their newest Lumia phone) that turned out to be way better than the product itself. The ad featured Lumia's much touted "Optical Image Stabilization" feature, which they showcased by showing a cute woman flirting with you during a bike ride. If you didn't have OIS, she'd just be a blurry mess!

The ad is actually pretty incredible the difference between the two kinds of footage are like night and day. It's a level of image stabilization you'd normally need a big ass camera crew to achieve, right there on your phone! And then the Internet found out that the reason the footage looks like it was filmed with a big clunky movie camera is because that's exactly what they did:

"Eh, they won't notice. The Internet never notices anything that small and seemingly insignificant."

The company's response was a half hearted blog post apology that explained the video was obviously supposed to be a simulation of what was possible, not actual footage of the phone's OIS capability. You know, despite the fact that it fucking says "OIS ON" right there in the footage and showing the image quality is the only reason for the ad to exist. As of the writing of this article, all they've done to fix the ad is a Logan Ryan Patriots Jersey YouTube popup that offhandedly mentions the "simulation" thing:

And since most people Authentic Chris Jones Jersey have annotations turned off, they'll never see it.

Still, at least they did something. That half hearted effort is better than the standard "you're just an idiot for believing anything we say."

4. Telecoms Use an Entirely Lie based Ad StrategyHey, know those coverage maps cellphone companies used to bombard us with a couple of years ago? The ones that make the country look like it had the worst case of small pox in history?

Verizon looks like it could use an ointment for its Florida.

In reality, those coverage maps were just Andre Tippett Patriots Jersey a load of unhelpful horseshit. The coverage maps are just ways to avoid giving you any actual numbers (and even when a cell phone ad features actual statistics, chances are they're pulled from a study that the company itself commissioned). But no matter how they paint the country, it doesn't count as lying. It doesn't count as anything.

And it works, because no matter how integral technology is to our lives, most of us have no idea how it works. But do you know how many cell towers you have in your area, or who they belong to? When your phone drops a call, do you ever know why? Or just assume that it was due to the landscape, or sun spots, or the other caller's phone?Or, most likely of all, have you just accepted that cellphones get shitty reception and there's nothing you can do about it?

Because the truth is, no matter who you pick, the service is going to be patchy, due to a whole bunch of limitations with capacity and other bullshit that is impossible to predict (that link is to a guide from the FCC that says the only way to find out if you actually have coverage where you are is to fucking find a neighbor with the same service and ask them if it works). Because even if a carrier doesn't have enough towers where you are, they're still happy to color that part of the map red. Why not?"Our tower is barely shooting off any signal lightning today. Better save my calls for later."

3. Food Serving Sizes Are Random and MeaninglessTo be fair, lots of marketing tricks are entirely possible to avoid if you know your shit. When you're buying a Andre Tippett Jersey car, it's good to ignore the salesperson and go right for the manual. When buying a new laptop, you should always pour beer and Cheetos dust all over it just to make sure it can survive your daily life. And when you're in the grocery store, you should go right to the ingredients and nutrition label to see what that Hot Pocket is really made of.

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