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An Alabama fan was driving down a country road when he came upon two Auburn football players hitchiking. He told the Auburn players to jump in the back of his pick up truck. He then drove down the dirt road rather fast and lost control of the truck as they were going around a curve. The truck landed in a lake. The Alabama fan scrambled to the surface and swam to the bank. When he looked back at the lake, the two Auburn football players were still sitting Damaris Johnson Womens Jersey in the bed of the truck looking frantic. As the truck began sinking the Bama fan yelled for the Auburn players to get out truck, to which they replied, "We're tryin' to get out, but we can't get the dang tailgate open!"

Do you know why Auburn can't have Driver's Ed and Sex Ed on the same day?

Two Auburn fans have been walking in the woods for eight hours when they stop and one turns to the other and says, "I'm cutting the next Christmas tree we find, lights or no lights."

An Auburn fan and an Alabama fan both go over to Tunica to do a little

gambling. After a couple of hours the Alabama fan was broke. He looks

over and sees the Auburn fan with a wheelbarrel full of quarters. The Authentic Damaris Johnson Jersey Alabama fan walks over to him and says, "Wow, where did you win all that?" To which the Auburn fan replies, "You see that machine on the wall over there? If you put a dollar in you get four quarters back every time!"

What's the difference between a University of Alabama sorority sister and a scarecrow?

One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals. They decided to measure the flag pole outside of Legion Field at the south Ryan Mallett Jersey end of the stadium. While attempting this task one student would hold the tape while the other climbed the flag pole with the other end of the tape. Much to their disappointment the student climbing the pole kept sliding down and could not get to the top. An astute Alabama graduate was observing from a distance and suggested that the Auburn students disconnect the flag pole and measure the pole while on the ground. The Auburn students enraged by the suggestion yelled out " We want to know how tall it is not how long it is you idiot"

A country bumpkin family from Auburn decides to go to the Big Apple for the first Time in their lives; Maw, Paw and Authentic DeAndre Hopkins Jersey their son. They go into the Empire State Building. As they're walking around they notice the elevator. Never seeing one before they stand in front of it

bewildered. While staring at it an old lady in a wheelchair rolls up to it, pushes the button, the door opens, she rolls herself inside and the door closes. The Auburn hick family watches as the lights for each floor light as it goes up. They continue to watch as the numbers go down again. The door opens and out walks this tall gorgeous blonde. Legs to her neck. Great figure. Beautiful! Paw looks at his son and says, "Quick boy, shove yer Maw in there!!"

A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Auburn joke. The bartender says, "Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6 2 and weigh 225 and I'm an Auburn fan. See that guy at the end of the bar? He's 6 4 and weighs 250 and

he's an Auburn fan, too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He's 6 6 and weighs 280 and he's an Auburn fan, too! Now, do you still want to tell your Auburn joke?" The guy says, "Nah." To which the bartender smiles and says, "What's the matter? Are you chicken?" The guy says, "Nah. I just don't want to have to Ryan Mallett Womens Jersey explain it three times."

Billy Bob from Auburn started his first day of kindergarten. When he got home he rushed to tell his Paw, "Paw, Paw, Teacher ast us to ree cite the alpherbet today en Ah wuz the onliest one that could!" His Paw replied "That's cuz you's from Allbarn, son!" The next day he came home and told his Paw "Paw, Paw, Teacher ast us to count as high as we could en Ah counted the highest!" His Paw replied, DeAndre Hopkins Jersey "That's cuz you's from Allbarn, son!" The next day, he came home and told his Paw "Paw, Paw, today, when we wuz all in the li'l boys room, Ah noticed Ah wuz the biggest of all! Ah bet that's cuz Ah'm from Allbarn, huh Paw?" His Paw replied, "No son, that's cuz yer 17 years old."

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